You're perfectly fine

So it's been a couple of days since I've had anything to say.

Keeping it real on my brain today....

I haven't had sex in 3 fucking years and I feel like I have an orgasm building the size of an atomic bomb. I'm at the point where I know it socially unexceptionable to have sex with strangers, but I'm also at the point if I don't do something about this soon, I fear all hell will break loose. I'm a recovering sex addict. That's fine, as my friend Joseph would say I've conquered it if I've gone this long. While he says things like this I imagine riding his face till his beard falls out. He's got this caveman sexiness about himself. I try to concentrate, but seriously, I'm really only plotting ways to get him into bed. He ignores my advances. It's a damn shame. Like brute masculinity. He's fucking hot.


I think I was okay till the physics guy put me into the bdsm toy. I held together well. Now my head space gets lost in robbing the sex toy store of all it's goodies and locking myself in my personal sex dungeon for a year. Hoping only that a year would be long enough to get this out of my system. I feel sorry for the next man who has sex with me. Its really for the best it wasn't actually Tom. His schedule doesn't allow for such escapades. I bet he uses his bed for sleep and everything. Although his girlfriend is hot, I bet she sleeps next to him. It's a damn shame. He would be falling asleep during interviews if he were mine. And waking up to his his phone vibrating sexy things. You know the more I think about this, it really was for the best. My Nana has asked me before why I like younger guys.

Stamina. As Tom is almost 50 I bet he snores loudly, and is actually an exhausted old man. I on the other hand have the libido of an 18 year old who just discovered masturbation. 

I need someone to fuck my brains out now. Like seriously... please apply for the job. The rest of the world is dulling to my senses. 

You will get intervals when I will fetch a Gatorade for you or a quick snack. Water will be provided, as it is essential, I need you hydrated, for cum and sweat purposes. Don't worry about going to work, or bills, as we don't need modern advances for such duties. Electricity isn't needed.

Someone save me from myself.